Looking for a good stage name?

im the lead singer in a punk band and we are starting to take off and i want a cool stage name, mainly because honestly, my current name isnt that awesome for promoting and everything, its not catchy is what i mean to say, and although im deeply commited to my girlfriend, i figure as the frontman i need a name that attracts little punk rock fan-girls, so here goes, would you rather date (based on name) a dude named, thaddeus hammered, knarly charlie, johnny upchuck, radical rob, liam lockpick, eli alligator, kevin crunk, or come up with you own i guess... but pick one of these first